Scene One: A darkened room, flickering light from a television. The Pizza Killer lifts a hot slice into his jaws...crashing carnivorous canines down through pepperoni, cheese, onions, hot peppers and mushrooms. Oh, the taste, the satisfaction. The hunger is satisfied...for now!

This shirt is a perfect gift for the pizza killer who lurks in your family...or, maybe the pizza killer is you?

INCLUDES FREE SHIPPING

Printed on soft, comfortable 100% Fine Jersey combed cotton shirts with durable rib neckband. 

Available in unisex style, adult sizes S-M-L-XL-2X

These shirts are generally true-to-size. They are pre-shrunk 100% cotton, which means they will hold their size and shape well, but can tighten up a bit after a while just as any cotton garment will.

If you need to return a shirt for another size (as long as it is clean and unwashed), that's okay, just send me a message to let me know. You are responsible for mailing it back to me. Then you can re-order the shirt and I'll get it mailed out to you.

Designed and printed by hand in Cleveland, Ohio. Design copyright 2020 by Rocket E3.